Now wait just a minnit!

The two of you just staged this, in order to make it look like the Orthodox aren�t quite as monolithic as people were led to believe. Right?

Monolithic, Menken? Monolithic?!? Are you mad? My black velvet yarmulke has 4 parts. Last time I checked, R. Yitzchok’s had six parts – and yours was plain cloth!

We’ve got all kinds of seething sectarianism under our….um, indistinguishable black Borsalino fedoras.

So, anyway, I don’t know what made me think of this – but does anyone else feel that the word “orthodox” has lost all value as an adjective when preceding the word Jew? I mean there are so many things calling themselves “orthodox” which seem so fundamentally at odds with one another.